It's...eeerrrr...metro?

This is the top side of Lynx's attempt at a manly shower-flower thingy...the underneath had the usual netting bit in black, but the top had me giggling. A black rubber holder and an orange ...eerrr...I'll call it a buffer, I THINK it's for buffing away dry skin or something, but it's rough as hell.

Last years gift boxes had a plaited plastic net thingy with loops on either end and looked at least good as a back scrubber...but this is taking metrosexuality a bit far, just make a black net thing without its own variety of a gimp mask and it will do the job fine without the added expense and undoubtable using less carbons.

Chocolate Cheese

Yes...you DID read right...CHOCOLATE flavoured cheese

I like chocolate...a LOT....I like cheese...a LOT

This was...errr...interesting.

Texture of cheese...not the cheap rubbery cr*p but the texture of a good quality one that melts away and leave a slight covering on the inside of your mouth.

The taste tho is kinda weird...a bit like cheesecake, not totally horrid but on it's own is missing something. I must get some digestive biscuits tomorrow as i think that's what it needs....like a cheesecake needs it's pastry or biscuit base.

Personally...i think I'll spend the next £1.50 on getting Savers digestives, Savers soft cheese, a tub of double cream and whatever left over on chocolate and make a full sized chocolate cheesecake instead